Lines and Dimes

Funny Men's Graphic T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters

At Luckless Outfitters, we've always believed that if you're going to wear something offensive, it should at least look good doing it. The Lines and Dimes Tee delivers exactly that. It is bold, funny, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make at least one person clutch their pearls while somebody else asks where they can buy one.

This black graphic T-shirt features a clean white oval badge design printed on the front. Wrapped around the border are the words:

"SNORTIN LINES & BANGIN DIMES"

Inside the badge is a vintage pin up style brunette sitting confidently beside a rolled bill and a couple of suspicious little lines that make the joke impossible to miss. The classic black and white artwork gives the shirt a timeless retro vibe while the outrageous slogan keeps it firmly planted in Luckless Outfitters territory.

Let's be honest. This isn't the shirt you wear to impress your in laws.

This is the shirt you wear to the bonfire, the bachelor party, the country concert, the dive bar, the campground, or anywhere people appreciate dark humor and aren't afraid to laugh.

The crisp white artwork stands out perfectly against the black T-shirt, making the design easy to read from across the room. That means you'll have plenty of opportunities to answer the question, "Where did you get that shirt?" because somebody is guaranteed to ask.

The Lines and Dimes Tee is made for people who appreciate sarcastic humor, vintage tattoo inspired artwork, and apparel that doesn't look like every other boring graphic tee hanging in the mall. The retro pin up illustration adds personality while the bold typography keeps the message front and center.

At Luckless Outfitters, we know that great conversation starters don't usually begin with small talk. Sometimes they begin with somebody reading your shirt out loud and immediately laughing. That's exactly what this one was built to do.

This funny graphic T-shirt pairs perfectly with jeans, boots, shorts, trucker hats, and an attitude that says life is too short to worry about offending people who have no sense of humor. It also makes an unforgettable gift for your funniest friend, your favorite drinking buddy, your concert crew, or that one person who's always getting told to "tone it down."

The Lines and Dimes Tee is a funny graphic T-shirt, novelty black shirt, retro pin up tee, sarcastic apparel, country lifestyle clothing, adult humor shirt, vintage style graphic tee, conversation starter, funny gift idea, and one of those shirts that somehow gets funnier every time someone notices another detail in the artwork.

At Luckless Outfitters, we don't design shirts to blend into the crowd.

We design shirts that make people laugh, shake their heads, and immediately start looking for the person wearing it.

If that's your style, the Lines and Dimes Tee is ready to earn a permanent spot in your weekend rotation.