Description
Higher Than Giraffe Pussy
Funny Men's and Women's Graphic T-Shirt by Luckless Outfitters
If your sense of humor is a little inappropriate and your personality is somehow even worse, congratulations. You just found your new favorite shirt. The Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Tee is classic Luckless Outfitters humor wrapped into one ridiculously clean graphic tee that lets everyone know you're probably the funniest person at the bonfire, or at least the loudest.
This hilarious black graphic T-shirt features a clean white rectangular badge across the chest with bold black lettering that proudly reads:
"HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY"
As if that wasn't enough, the design also includes a cartoon yellow giraffe with black spots, droopy eyes, and its tongue hanging out. The poor thing looks like it has seen some stuff, which honestly fits the joke perfectly.
At Luckless Outfitters, we appreciate a design that doesn't need a paragraph to explain itself. One look at this shirt and people either burst out laughing or immediately start texting their friends a picture of it. Usually both.
The bright white graphic pops against the deep black T-shirt, making the artwork stand out from across the room whether you're at a country concert, campground, lake party, backyard barbecue, hunting camp, brewery, tailgate, or just wandering through Walmart making strangers question your life choices.
The Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Tee is soft, comfortable, and built for people who enjoy sarcasm almost as much as they enjoy making their friends laugh. Pair it with jeans, boots, shorts, flip flops, or whatever was clean enough to wear today. This shirt does all the heavy lifting.
One of our favorite things about this design is watching someone notice the giraffe first. They smile because it's a cute cartoon.
Then they read the words.
That's usually when the uncontrollable laughter starts.
This graphic T-shirt also makes an unforgettable gift for your funniest friend, your hunting buddy, your camping crew, your cousin who never learned when to stop talking, or anyone whose search history probably shouldn't be made public.
The Higher Than Giraffe Pussy Tee is a funny graphic T-shirt, novelty black tee, country humor shirt, sarcastic apparel, drinking shirt, party shirt, outdoor lifestyle clothing, funny gift for men and women, conversation starter, and one of those shirts you'll somehow end up wearing every weekend.
At Luckless Outfitters, we don't make boring clothes.
We make shirts that get pointed at, laughed at, photographed, and occasionally blamed for getting somebody kicked out of family dinner.
Life's too short to wear plain black T-shirts.
Wear one with a giraffe that looks higher than your uncle after two brownies and let the good times begin.
UNISEX FIT.
